i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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