are you still at the devil's house?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
