Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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