I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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