I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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