That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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