He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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