They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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