Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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