She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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