i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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