if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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