Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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