am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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