Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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