She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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