he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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