The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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