i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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