Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Randomize
