Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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