Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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