Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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