There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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