There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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