Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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