whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just found a bag of teeth...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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