He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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