and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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