I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you win again, gameday.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
