I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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