so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
