You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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