well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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