FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
