So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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