Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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