He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Farmville is her only friend.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
