i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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