we have officially lost it.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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