...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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