i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
