lets start a swedish sibling band together
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Found the puke drawer
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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