I'm gonna have a badass scar
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
A+ Viking dick
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