And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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