But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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