I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I will be naked everywhere
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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