can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Use "feeling words"
Yay
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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