But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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