the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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