the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We need to get me chipped asap
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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