I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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