Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
