There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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