so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
